The Computer Geek
How To Recognise Him: You probably know the type I'm talking about. He's very clever, probably in all the top sets. His main things are his computer, his gameboy, his playstation...you understand. That is his life. I do not wish to stereotype, but he will probably either have really nasty hair or he will put so much gel on it that it will resemble a pan of chip fat. He can be quite good-looking but doesn't really take much time on his appearance. He hangs around with other computer geeks and the chances are you won't be able to stand them. He can be outwardly funny and goofy but inside lurks a shy, sensitive little creature.
Where You'll Find Him: Primarily, anywhere there is a computer. He may be in the library. Or, he will be hanging out with his friends in the usual computer geeks' hideout...your job is to find wherever your school's one is.
He Likes: His computer and playstation/gameboy, obviously. He likes having a laugh, but you may find his sense of humour weird...whatever turns you on! He also likes girls, though it may not seem that obvious.
He Dislikes: Losing a computer game, Other boys who are not on 'his level', and 'normality'.
How To Get Him: If your usual flirting style is very outrageous, please don't try it on him. Chances are he's very shy, or failing that, just not interested. However, you will need to be obvious, because he may be clever but he's very dim when it comes to stuff like that. So Obvious, but NOT outrageous. If you know anything about computers or games or whatever, that'll impress him as a conversation starting point, but if not, please don't embarass yourself.
The Busy Hands Boy
How to recognise him: He's always chasing, following, or touching/hugging/putting his arm around some girl, and it's always a different one. The kind of boy you'd usually take a ten mile hike to avoid (well, that's me, not sure about you). Unfortunately, he's usually drop dead gorgeous and therefore very difficult to resist. He'll have gelled, spiky hair and a cheeky, flirty smile. He'll also have a looooooooooooong history of ex-girlfriends.
Where You'll find him: Either with his mates talking (in a very degrading manner, obviously) ABOUT girls, or with a girl trying to butter her up. He's probably very popular, with a large group of friends, so chances are you'll know his territory anyway.
He Likes: Jordan, Britney, J.Lo, Beyonce.....Girls in general
He Dislikes: Girls kicking him where the sun don't shine. (When you're this kind of boy, it does happen on a regular basis)
How To Get Him: Basically, to get this boy, you have to play hard to get. He loves the challenge of the chase and if you give in to him straight away, the chances are he'll get bored with you. If he hasn't noticed you, flirt very outrageously with him so that he DOES notice you. Once you've got him eating out the palm of your hand, suddenly cool off. It'll leave him determined to get you, and once he does, he'll be much keener to hang on to you for as long as possible. It will also keep his hands away from any OTHER girl who dares to cross his path.
The Untouchable Boy
How To Recognise him: This one's not hard to recognise. He doesn't need to be fantastically good-looking (though this is often the case) but there's always SOME little thing about him that gets the girls flocking to him like sheep.Something you can't quite put your finger on. Loads of girls fancy the pants off him, but he is simply very, very, very picky. He doesn't want any of them. He'll have a haughty air, and probably a dry or cynical sense of humour. He's popular amongst his friends as the joker of the group.
Where You'll Find Him: In the middle of his group of friends, making them all laugh, or blowing off some poor girl.
He likes: Well, not many of the girls that like HIM, that's for sure. He likes his friends, and his playstation.
He Dislikes: See above sentence about girls. He also hates being got the better of.
How To Get Him: Similar strategy to busy-hands boy, but more subtle. First off, you HAVE to start an argument with him. A fun-one, obviously, not a serious one, or he'll never look at you again. That way, you'll always have a conversation-base and something to tease him with. And when this boy starts teasing you, you know you're on to a good thing. When he teases, you flirt and tease him back. Smile at him a lot...he likes that.
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